relationships

[turntechgoliard]

Character Relations
vlad the cockmongler
	flashstepirony 「relation」 - giant know it all douchebad 「other notes」 - have you even seen the thing you named that fucking devilbird from seriously the fucking assholes trying to audition for some remake of the exorcist or something fuck if i know but shouldnt be able to turn its head 900 degrees around what the fuck ever fuck that - guess the dude could be worse glad theres someone else who gets what a pain in the ass to be away from all of my tuneage for damn near a year
egbert my main homeslice god of obliviousness
	ectoborascist 「relation」 - best bros got that shit covered for life 「other notes」 - seriously man i did not know that the movies were going to catch your attention this much i mean not that its not great you getting all excited about shit but fuck i did not see that coming
snarky babes all up in my grill
	tentaculatheurgist 「relation」 - shes the typhoid mary and her snark is the typhoid i guess im some poor asshole getting hit with some seriously unhygenic snark headed my way 「other notes」 - i have had with with these motherfucking snarky lalondes in this motherfucking castle
harleys seriously got badass down in ways i didnt see coming
	gytrashgeranium 「relation」 - everyone knows me and harley are all hells of tight 「other notes」 - seriously always coming up with some kind of wizardly bullshit pulling it out of nowhere knows a little bit of everything about everyone
do i even have to say raise a glass
	tinderblastgubraithia 「relation」 - just another babe all up ons not that i can blame her 「other notes」 - jesus fucking christ could turn this booze thing into a business venture be raking in the galleons rolling around on that shit
holy shit crocker slow your roll
	galliardgumshoe 「relation」 - shes one of dirks friends likes to hit me with the mommying bullshit fuck that noise 「other notes」 - fucking hot damn need to unwind a little comes a point where youre going to break whatever string youve got all twisted up in you - dirk seems to think you can tone it down a bit but seriously i dont have any evidence convincing me here
well looks like somebodys hot shit whatever i dont even give a fuck
	golgothasteleseist 「relation」 - another one of dirks friends 「other notes」 - seriously i dont know why this assholes so high up on the gryffindor totem pole - actually hes not even an asshole - i just dont get the attrction period
all of the energy ever
	octetplunderer 「relation」 - seriously teach is pretty alright but im thinking she needs to tone down the intensity just a bit i mean instead of having that amp cranked to 88 maybe a nice dulcet 11 「other notes」 - seriously i mean like shit when youve got more energy going on in this lesson than a class full of thirteen year olds all imagining epic duels and shit what even the fuck is that
seriously starting to wonder if she ever comes down from that tower
	halcyoncurator 「relation」 - its like the opposite of the creeping horror instead of being everywhere shes like nowhere or i guess only one where who cares 「other notes」 - guess shes pretty good teacher though seriously were a bunch of thirteen year olds hearing about straightening our ties and shit fuck that - maybe shes nocturnal and thats why nobody sees her just skulks around the castle when theres no one else to be getting in the way bet that would be pretty awesome getting to be alone with your thoughts